“Hey officials, he'll probably never visit your town again, to practice his world-famous art, which could give your city a serious injection of badly needed cultural cachet. No. He'll stay far away. Score one for law and order.”

“$5/month is not an outrageous fee for the premium newspaper site on the internet...the Times would lose some online readers, and therefore some online ad revenue. But they should be able to make up much more than that by charging a reasonable fee...”

“[the column titled "The Best Policy"] will almost certainly be very informative...and very boring. Because really, do you think Spitzer's going to run down his hooker stories...in Slate?...They should have gone after Ashley Dupre as a columnist instead. "THE SEX POLICY." It's a win-win.”